Tall Two-Leg Female would like you to know that “not bending over” for an avid gardener this time of year and the owner of a geriatric, tiny dog and the caretaker of 8 paws in a mudmare of a farm is not an inconvenience, it’s a mini crisis. (Just let me at those sheep! I’d teach them a thing or two.) It made Maggie nervous, but I’m braver than she is.
This is me, Toot Toot, below, also taken by the man with the huge black, big eye thing.
She is calling herself the Queen of Squats. Something about the “don’t bend down” instructions from her doctor, whatever those are. She doesn’t see what the fuss is about, except that Tall Two-Leg Female gets into a weird posture when she picks me onto the couch, or to get up the stairs. Tootie-Poototie would like you to know that Maggie, as usual, is being a drama queen. Stay tuned for more photos in the near future.
Here’s a photo of me, the Divine Miss M, that Tall Two-Leg Female likes a lot, taken by Steve Dahlgren, a professional photographer who came out a few weeks ago for a photo shoot. PLEASE RESCUE ME, signed, Princess Margaret. And Tall Two-Leg Male has had a stomach virus, so he’s no help either. Tall Two-Leg Female had “complications” with her eye surgery, whatever those are, and we’ve hardly worked sheep at all. MEANWHILE, back on the farm: The Divine Miss M wants you to know that it’s been awful, AWFUL! here. Three: Most importantly, and with a ridiculous amount of joyful anticipation, what is your list of nick names? (All species welcome.) I am going to begin my mornings reading your lists, and I guarantee you it’ll be a great way to welcome the day. Please let us know if you know what I’m talking about the book is a treasure.
I couldn’t locate it online either (although I’ll keep looking). Two: Do you know of a book with nothing but lists of women’s nicknames for their pets? It exists I had it in my library but now can’t find it. One: Do you think there is a correlation between how many nicknames you have for your pet and how close you are to them?
But is there anyone on earth who doesn’t have a number of nicknames for their dog (or cat, or horse, or. Tootsie, Toots, Toot Toot, Tootie-Potootie, Tootsie-Roo, Tooter-Rootie, Tootsie Roll, The Poot. So again I had to stay positive, I’ve screamed blue murder it’s fraud, the spelling of my name was wrong, there seemed to be so many things wrong with this, so I researched and researched until I declared that my last letter would be my final correspondence once I took it to prayer God Himself hid me in his secret place and kept me safe, and has kept me safe ever since.Maggie, Maggie Mae, Magdelene, Margaret, Princess Maggie, Princess Margaret, The Divine Miss M. Coincidence? I bet I know the culprit but without evidence I cannot say. Someone had taken two loans and a credit card out in my name the same year I left my daughter’s father, when he told me he had thrown away my post. I had not enough evidence to prove it, but I have my intuitions to whom was involved. I’ve had so many things come against me to block my vision or to distract me, my daughter’s father wasn’t the only thing I’ve had to deal with. How many people have said to me my business isn’t good enough or my prices are too expensive, I’m not good enough or that I’m wrong for not letting my daughter’s father in her life. I have had to find ways to stay positive and push through the negativity including the naysayers and downers.